Top Ten Things To Do Before the Playstation 4 Launch November 14, 2013

At midnight tonight, the fourth generation Playstation will be released.  This is going to be an incredible occasion marked with celebration across the country.  I’ve already got a preparation video to help anyone interested in picking up a launch console, but like with anything there are always last-minute things you can do before picking up your console to make the setup a faster process.  Because, like you know, you’re just going to want to get to the games.

So here are a few things you can do before midnight tonight to help you get your PS4 ready for gaming just a little bit sooner.  These are not listed in order of priority, so don’t worry about one step being more or less important than the other.

So, read on PS4 player.  Your next-gen games await.

1. If you don’t have a Sony Playstation Network account, sign up for one.  They’re free.  However, if you have a PS Vita, PSP or PS3, you likely already have one.
2. Sync your Trophies so you have all your PS3 stats on your PSN account.  You may not be playing PS3 for a while.  Just turn on your PS3, log into your PSN account, hit the triangle button when highlighting the trophies option, and select “Sync With Server.”
3. Preorder any games you plan to purchase online on your PS3.  You can do this from the Playstation Network Store.  Almost all Day One PS4 games, including some multiplatform titles are available for preorder.  Granted, these preorders are for the digital versions of games, not retail ones.  You’ll need to preorder retail games at your local game store.
4. Free up one HDMI slot on your HDTV or HD receiver.  PS4 requires HDMI connection and has no analog connection for video or audio output.  However, it does have a digital optical audio output for legacy surround sound systems.
5. If there are any PS3 games you currently own that you would like to upgrade to a PS4 version, hold onto them.  Sony is offering digital version of PS4 games at HEAVY discount to players who currently own the PS3 version of the game.  Check the Playstation Network store for which games are currently being offered at this discount.
6. Buy an extra Dual Shock 4 controller or Playstation Camera at retail right now.  They’re actually out and you can pick them up early.  Heck, there are even some PS4 games that you can get at retail right now like Call of Duty: Ghosts.  Price is around $59 US each.
7. If you have a Playstation Vita, update your Vita’s firmware to the most recent version.  The updated firmware is required for PS4 to Vita game streaming.
8. Download the Playstation App to your Android or iOS Device.  It’s free, and you can log into your PSN account and manage your trophies without a PS4.  Just search for “Playstation App” on your device’s respective online store.  It is required to make use of the PS4’s Second Screen capabilities.
9. Sign up for Playstation Plus.  It is now required to play PS4 games online.  You can do that in the Playstation Store or just buy a prepaid card at retail.  Price is $49 US per year.
10. Download the PS4 1.5 Firmware (Day One Patch) to a USB storage device.  While Sony will make the update available online as well, there may be a mad dash to update it immediately, and downloading it in advance and installing through USB may be a faster option.  You can download the update, and read the instructions on how to install it here.

Video Game Halloween Costume Ideas October 30, 2013

Tomorrow is Halloween in my neck of the woods, and while many people have already decided what costumes they plan to wear tomorrow, it can be hard for some to pick out just the right costume to wear.  There may also be some gamers out there who want to show off their love for video games as well, and want to recreate the costume of a video game character to show their love.  I understand that there are tons of video game costumes available to purchase online (some of them are even officially licensed), but there are plenty more that are not.  With that in mind, I’ve decided to post up a list of some popular video game characters who have outfits that can be replicated with just a little bit of money, and a long look through a closet.  Now get to it!

Pokémon Trainer (Pokémon) – While they deal with fantastical technology and creatures, Nintendo’s Pokémon games have always tried to make their game world and fashion as close to real life as possible.  Most of the clothes that the various Pokémon trainers have worn over the years can be readily found in most people’s closets.  Their costumes can usually be made up of black shirts, blue vests, fingerless gloves, hoodies, jeans and a backpack.  The only problem I’ve seen is trainer hats are custom for the most part, and may be more difficult to obtain.  While most of Ash’s hats from the various Pokémon animated series can be found cheaply on sites like Amazon, if you’re a female interested in the hat worn by the Black and White female trainer, you may have to make that yourself.  If you’re going for a more recent Pokémon Trainer look, just remember to keep your sunglasses in your hat.  If you have any Poke Balls or plush Pokémon around, bring them with you in case someone challenges you to a battle.

Mario and Luigi (Super Mario Bros) – Their costumes can be incredibly simple.  Both Mario and Luigi wear jean overalls, which can be found pretty much anywhere.  If you’re going to play as Mario, you’ll need a red sweatshirt, and Luigi wears a green sweatshirt.  If you have white gloves, they could enhance the look, but they’re not needed.  You’re going to need a mustache, so if you’re unable to grow one yourself, make sure to pick one up at a costume shop.  While you could always accessorize your costume further, like build a ghost vacuum for Luigi, don’t bother bringing a plunger with you.  While the boys are plumbers, we have never seen them carry a plunger in a single one of their video games.  What you will need to top it off though is a custom Mario or Luigi hat, and you can find those pretty cheaply online, or at any costume shop.  Heck, Nintendo has been giving away custom Luigi hats all year long at most of their major events.  You probably have one in a swag bag somewhere you forgot about.

JC Denton  (Deus Ex) – Very simple costume for the bionic agent.  Black leather trench coat.  Blue or gray zip up fleece shirt or vest.  Sunglasses.  That’s it.

Jackie Estacato (The Darkness) – Take the JC Denton costume (listed above), lose the sunglasses and add a long black wig.

Duke Nukem – Red tank top, blue jeans, black suspenders, and dark sunglasses.  The hard part is going to be in replicating his classic flat top blond haircut, or his huge muscles.  You may be able to find a wig to match the hair, or just happen to normally sport his classic hairstyle, but the muscles may be harder to replicate.  As Duke would say, “Be sure to take your um…vitamins.”

Frank West (Dead Rising) – Frank is a bit more difficult to recreate as he’s got a nearly infinite amount of different costumes that he can wear in the games that he’s appeared in, and many of his outfits can be confusing to anyone unfamiliar with the game series.  Here’s an interesting story.  I once saw a guy walking around PAX East last year in nothing more than a pair of briefs and suspenders to hold them up.  The producer next to me had no idea what he just saw, but was relieved when I told him that it looked like he was cosplaying as Frank West.  While It may be a little cold to do an outfit like that outside, you can always go for his default outfit of a white button up shirt and leather jacket.  Just don’t forget the camera.

Psychic Camper from Psychonauts – Double Fine actually sells shirts that are an exact replica of the ones that the campers wear while staying at the Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp, and they have them in both mens and womens style.  If you want to show off your psychic skills, you can pick one up here.

Nathan Drake (Uncharted) – Well, anyone who happened to pick up a copy of the Uncharted 3 Collector’s Edition should be able to recreate his costume.  While he has changed his clothing on many different occasions depending on the environment he was in, he’s never far away from Sir Francis Drake’s ring.  A replica of that ring, plus Drake’s horseshoe belt buckle are included in that collector’s edition, and they should work well enough that you could wear them as part of a costume.  While you can’t go wrong with wearing a simple black suit with a white button up shirt and no tie, as he does in the beginning of Uncharted 3, Drake is usually known for his long sleeve beige shirts, blue jeans, and boots.  That should be easy enough to obtain.  Just keep the ring around your neck to complete to look.

Max Payne – I actually went dressed as him once one Halloween.  While the more recent Max Payne game depicted him as a bald, bearded man in a Hawaiian shirt, the original version of him was clean shaven with a full head of hair.  Depending on what version you are going for, you may need a leather jacket with an open Hawaiian shirt under it.

So that’s just a small list of how do make some quick video game costumes this Halloween.  No matter who you choose to go as I wish you all a very fun and safe time!

Pokémon Trainers Need Pokémon Bank Now October 22, 2013

One of the biggest developments after the announcement of Pokémon X and Y was the announcement of Pokémon Bank.  For a small yearly fee, gamers could upload all the Pokémon they’ve captured in the various Pokémon games to the internet.  It offered gamers a larger storage capacity than the sixth generation games could, and ensured that a player’s Pokémon would not be lost if they sold or traded in their games.  Nintendo also announced that they would release a small companion app for the 3DS to help gamers transfer any Pokémon captured in Pokémon Black, Pokémon White, Pokémon Black 2, and Pokémon White 2 called Poké Transporter.   Because the fifth generation games allowed you to trade Pokémon from earlier games to it (and those earlier games allowed trading with even earlier ones), with the help of the Poké Transporter a player could theoretically transfer nearly every Pokémon they’ve ever captured over six generations of games to Pokémon Bank!  Once stored in Pokémon Bank, the Pokémon can be used in X, Y, and any future generation Pokémon games.  This is of course provided the player still had their games and the hardware to play them, but it is a very strong incentive to get long-time Pokémon players to sign up for the service.

I spoke to a Pokémon Trainer today who had been collecting Pokémon since the release of Pokémon Emerald on the Game Boy Advance, and he was frustrated that there currently was no way to bring any of the Pokémon he already captured in the earlier games to his new game.  Nintendo has made it clear that players are not allowed to trade Pokémon from earlier Pokémon games directly to X or Y, so the only way you will be able to bring your Pokémon to the games is with Pokémon Bank and the Poké Transporter app, even though earlier games allowed it.  Nintendo says this is the case because they can’t allow sixth generation exclusive Pokémon to end up in earlier Pokémon games, it could break something.

With the ability to trade your Pokémon from earlier games missing from X and Y, the only way to get your Pokémon into the new game is through Pokémon Bank.  The problem is Pokémon Bank won’t get its official release until December, and Pokémon X and Pokémon Y are out now.  I’m sure there are many Pokémon X and Y players who are also frustrated about this.  Pokémon X and Pokémon Y are designed around the ability to use the Pokémon Bank to collect and store Pokémon, but since the service is currently not active, it cannot be used.    It would have been nice if Pokémon Bank launched on the same day as the sixth generation games, but alas it was not to be.  Hopefully Nintendo is taking the time to work out all the bugs before launching the service to ensure a smooth rollout.

Pokémon Bank launches in December 2013 to the Nintendo 3DS.  The fee to join is $4.99 US per year, but there will be a free 30-day trial period for Pokémon Trainers interested in testing the system out first before signing up for it.

Why Doesn’t Sony Remove HDCP For Playstation 3 Gameplay? October 20, 2013

I know I waited a bit longer that I should have to start doing direct gameplay capturing on this site, but that was because I was waiting for capture devices to come to the market that could capture 1080p gameplay through HDMI and that has only been possible in the past year.  Earlier in the summer, I picked up an AverMedia Live Gamer Portable capture device for the site and I love the thing.  It can capture HD video game streams to either a PC or Class 10 SDHC memory device through either an analog or digital connection.  It works well on my Xbox 360 and Wii U, as all I need to do is plug a HDMI cable directly into it from my console, and I can capture all the game footage I want in crystal clear 1080p at thirty frames.  Unfortunately, I can’t say the same for my Playstation 3, and it’s because of a decision that Sony made at the beginning of the PS3’s development and sadly still has not rectified.

My one issue with my capture device is it cannot capture PS3 footage through HDMI.  In fact, no game capture device currently on the market can capture PS3 footage through HDMI.  That is because the Playstation 3 uses HDCP encryption on all content coming out of its HDMI connection.  Because of that encryption, no footage at all can legally be captured through HDMI on the Playstation 3, forcing me to capture gameplay footage through a lower quality analog connection.  And yes, an analog feed, even if it is in HD, is lower quality than a digital one.  Just take a look at my comparison video to see for yourself.

AverMedia pleads innocent to this and has made it clear that this issue is completely Sony’s doing.  I don’t blame them, they are simply complying with the law.  It is highly likely that Sony chose to completely encrypt all of the PS3’s HDMI content to prevent PS3 owners from copying High-Definition video streams from Netflix or Blu-Ray movies, but if you ask me Sony took it a step further by HDCP encrypting PS3 gameplay as well.  The downside of Sony’s decision to encrypt gameplay with HDCP is that any review sites who do side by side comparison videos taken between multiplatform games will not have the best possible video source on the Playstation 3 as they would on Xbox 360 or Wii U, throwing off the reliability of comparison videos.  Granted, most video game review sites have captured all of their HD content through analog connections up to this point, so this hasn’t been much of an issue until recently.  Because an analog signal doesn’t have as high a picture quality as a digital one, gamers will see artifacting from the capture device that they wouldn’t normally see if they had used a digital connection even if both consoles were captured at the exact same resolution.

I have talked about my issues with HDCP in my HDCP History article, but I understand the need to have it active while watching a Blu-Ray Disc or Netflix.  I don’t understand why Sony enables HDCP during gameplay.  The Xbox 360 and Wii U do not HDCP encrypt their HDMI game streams.  On top of that, if HDCP is such an essential feature of the Playstation 3, why aren’t the Playstation 4 or Xbox One going to encrypt their gameplay footage?  In fact, the PS4 and Xbox One will ship with built-in live game streaming and game DVR features right out of the box, all of which can be made more useful for users that have separate capture devices.

I think the plan was that the PS4 would encrypt their HDMI stream and force players to use only the PS4’s supplied features to stream or record gameplay.  Sony bowed down from that decision after a lot of media pressure, and the fact that the Xbox One would not be doing it.  We don’t know yet if HDCP encryption will be removed from the PS4 at launch, or will be removed with a Day One firmware update, but Sony has confirmed that it will be removed.  The press was very happy about this development and gave Sony props for changing their minds.  My question is if it was so unpopular on consoles that aren’t even out yet, and it can be removed with a patch or system update, why doesn’t Sony go one step further and do the same thing on the PS3?

We live in a time when everyone wants to be able to have the opportunity to record their gameplay sessions and share it with others.  There are tons of popular Let’s Plays across the internet, and more are being uploaded every day.  The Playstation 4 and Xbox One will ship with internal DVRs so gameplay can be recorded and streamed without the need of a separate capture device, but an external capture device offers a lot more flexibility on game captures, particularly for longer gaming sessions.  There is no reason to encrypt PS3 gameplay, Sony, and tons of reasons why you shouldn’t.  You’re not going to have it on the Playstation 4, remove it from the Playstation 3.  All you’re doing is forcing players to use a lower quality connection to capture footage from your games, making them look in a lower quality than they otherwise would have.

UPDATE:  Since writing this article, the PS4 has been released and Sony has not removed the HDCP encryption from the console’s HDMI game stream, even though they had promised they would before launching the console.  While Sony has not changed their intent to remove this stupid hindrance to recording gameplay, as of the time of this writing the PS4 is still HDCP locked, and it was not removed with the PS4’s Day One 1.5 firmware update.  Meanwhile the Wii U and Xbox One are also out and have no HDCP encryption on their HDMI outputs, permitting their users to record their gameplay digitally to their heart’s content.

I really am struggling to understand Sony’s decision to launch the PS4 with HDCP encryption and not remove it with the Day One firmware update when all of their direct competitors have no such hindrance in place since the day their products hit shelves.

Rest in Peace, Tom Clancy October 2, 2013

It is my unfortunate duty to inform all of you that writer Tom Clancy has died at the age of 66.  While I’m sure many of you remember him for penning the books that would become blockbuster movies like The Hunt for Red October or Patriot Games, his work has also inspired many of the most popular video game series of all time including Rainbow Six and Splinter Cell.  He has been heavily inspired by the trials and tribulations of our day, starting with penning books inspired by the events of the Cold War and moving in the more recent years to books that have talked about cyberwarfare and international counterterrorism.

After Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six made a huge impact in the PC market, I decided to give his original book Rainbow Six a read during my sophomore year of High School, and I have to say I loved every word.  What an ending!  After reading Without Remorse that summer, I decided to read every single one of his Jack Ryan books, and I spent most of my free time in High School and my first year of College reading every single one of his fiction novels,  It was so cool that he chose to include a small follow up to Rainbow Six by including the characters from Team Rainbow in The Bear and the Dragon.  His final Jack Ryan novel, The Teeth of the Tiger, was something I read every break I had from working the summer it was released.

Today, his name still lives on in entirely new game properties coming out from Ubisoft, like Tom Clancy’s The Agency, which was announced at this year’s E3.  Rest in Peace good sir.

Games You Should Play With Your Significant Other September 28, 2013

Let’s face it, there are going to be a lot of people who visit this site who have significant others who do not share their interests in gaming like they do and would like to change that.  On Thursday, I posted up an article where I detailed ten games that probably would not help them in that endeavor, or at least shouldn’t be the first games they should play with their significant others.

To further help you out, here are ten games that I would recommend playing with your significant other.  These games were chosen because they are just fun games to play that exemplify some of the best aspects of the medium and should not provoke any relationship arguments.  Now a lot of these games can be played in two-player, but some of these games are single-player only.  Please don’t worry too much about that, their single-player campaigns can be just as fun to watch as they are to play, and at the very least, you can always change who’s playing at regular intervals.

1. Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune – PS3 players can find a lot to enjoy in this entire exclusive series.  Each game has a great story, fun gameplay, and incredible exotic locations to explore.  Whether you decide to play the game or just watch your partner play it, you’ll have fun together, and it always helps to have a second mind to help figuring out some of the puzzles.   In fact, wasn’t there a Kevin Butler commercial about this for Uncharted 2?

2. Nintendo Land – Nintendo Land is a great game for couples to play.  Imagine a theme park where each section focuses specifically on each of Nintendo’s popular franchises and imagine visiting it with your partner.  You’ll get the chance to work together or against each other in a wide array of different minigames that are inspired by many of Nintendo’s properties including Metroid, Super Mario Bros, Legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing, and more.  It’s a lot of fun to play these games together, and just be aware that even if you are playing against each other, the game will save the coins you earn playing to help you unlock more decorations for the park.  So even if you are playing against each other, you’re still helping each other towards a common goal.

3. Pokémon – Even from its humble beginnings, Pokémon is the definitive two-player portable game.  With two games being released for each iteration, Nintendo has made it clear that you need to travel through both of them in order to capture all the Pokémon and become the very best like no one ever was.  Imagine each of you playing through one of a generation’s games at the same time as your partner is playing through the other.  The Pokémon world is bright, colorful, and there’s a lot to explore.  You can share tips on how to get through different areas, give each other advice on how to best battle the various gym leaders, but best of all you can link up at the various Pokémon Centers and trade your Pokémon, expanding your experience and building your Pokédex.  Get your partner a Nintendo 2DS or 3DS and a copy of one of these games.  With two trainers working together, it is possible to truly catch ’em all!

4. Halo 4 – Halo has always been the definitive party game since the first game launched with the original Xbox but the Xbox 360 exclusive Halo 4 cranked cooperative play up to eleven.  On the one hand, you will be able to play an engrossing single-player story together on the same Xbox 360, as you try to save the life of the partner you’ve had since the very first Halo game.  Or if that is not your cup of tea, you can play through a lengthy ten-part campaign (each with five levels) which will set the scene for the story of Halo 5.  This is the perfect game for couples to play.  Oh and the best part is, unless you’re playing with the Iron Skull enabled, if your partner dies, they can always have the opportunity to respawn without much of a penalty.

5. Alan Wake – This PC and Xbox 360 exclusive is a game about a regular guy trying to save his significant other from supernatural forces, a perfect subject matter for couples.  The story, music and gameplay are so much fun to either play or watch your partner play.  The worst thing that could end up happening over this game is the argument you may have over who gets to play next.  In fact, the setting is so incredibly atmospheric don’t blame me if someone wants to go on a vacation to the Pacific Northwest after finishing the game.

6. Dance Central – Who needs prom?  People like to dance and there’s nothing wrong with that, and this game will give you an excuse to dance with your significant other, and who wouldn’t want that?  Whether you decide to trade-off dancing the lead, or be your significant other’s backup dancer, you can learn new dance moves together while listing to some fun party songs.

7. Kinect Adventures – If you have a Kinect for your Xbox 360 you already have this game. In Kinect Adventures, you need to accomplish a series of fun mini-games using your entire body, so it is a great exercise tool for both of you.  As for why it would be so great to bring your partner in it with you, two people can accomplish a lot more in this game than one, and your scores will reflect that.  Just be aware, the game will randomly snap some pictures of you two having fun and will show them to you at the end of each level.

8. Journey – Many people have considered this 2012’s Game of the Year, and while I don’t agree with that sentiment, I do see exactly where they’re coming from.  The game is beautiful, the music is amazing, and the world laid out in front of you just begs to be explored. thatgamecompany produced the perfect game to play with someone who has never played a game before.  You can’t die, there’s no penalty for exploring the game’s world or trying different things to solve the game’s puzzles.  The best part is that you never know when you’ll find help.  Random players online phase in and out of the game’s world.  You can either choose to work together or leave them behind.  The mountain’s peak calls.

9. Kingdom Hearts 1.5 HD ReMIX – Lets face it, we’ve all grown up watching a lot of Disney’s classic films, and this game series has been the culmination of all of them. This is a game series that takes some of Disney’s biggest franchises and most popular characters and puts you right in the middle of their worlds, and the characters in them look, act and sound exactly as you remember them.  A great game to play for the nostalgic.  While the games are single-player only, Kingdom Hearts: 365/2 Days is a fully remastered HD cinematic game, so it makes for a nice excuse to sit down on the couch together, pop some popcorn and just watch the story unfold.

10. Minecraft – The goal of this game is to build structures in an artistically pixelated world fighting off zombies, spiders and other creepers but in reality this game is really just a goldmine for your creative side.  You can link with friends, check out their work, or create an entire world of your own.  How much fun would it be to build an entire world from scratch and then have your partner explore it with you?

So there you have it, ten games that would work great to introduce to your significant other, even if they aren’t a gamer.  Special thanks to Princess Angel for helping me out with this!

Games You Shouldn’t Play With Your Significant Other September 26, 2013

This article is herby dedicated to help out all of the gamers out there in relationships.  While there are couples out there that choose to share their gaming hobby with each other, many of you may not and wish to change that.  I encourage you to share your gaming interests with your significant other as I think that communication is important in any relationship, but it may be difficult to find the perfect game to start off with.  That’s where I come in.

What you are about to read is a list of games which may be a bad choice to play with your significant other first.  I drew up this list based around two major factors,  First off, some of these games may leave a bad first impression for the gaming uninitiated, and the best thing you want to do is start off with something fun that both of you can enjoy.  The other issue is that some of these games, either through their themes or design, may trigger discussions in your relationship that you may not be willing to have just yet, and the last thing you want to do is have a possible relationship-ending argument over a video game.

1. Catherine – This game has been described by many to be the prototypical relationship sim, and it has a great story that tailors its ending to the choices you make throughout it.  However, lets face it the entire story of the game revolves around infidelity and the life decisions that people make, whether to settle down with the person they are with or to move on.  Kind of like bringing a date to a wedding, this may provoke conversations that you’re not yet ready to have, or could offend your partner.  However, if your partner is also a gamer, the questions that the game asks are a great way to get to know your significant other better.  Best to save this one for later on down the road.

2. Silent Hill: Shattered Memories – This game is designed to create a psychological profile on the player as they play in order to provide them with the most disturbing experience to them.  It does this by asking you personal questions or accomplish similar tasks as to what you would be given in a psychologist’s office.  While it has an interesting story with gameplay quite unlike what had previously been seen in a Silent Hill game, some of the questions that the game makes you answer may be questions that you are uncomfortable answering in front of someone you are romantically linked with.

3. Heavy Rain – I know that a lot of people have chosen this game to be the one they play first with their significant others as I have seen several Let’s Plays online for this game done by couples, or at the very least a much higher percentage of couples have done a Let’s Play for this game than I have seen for other games.  Needless to say, while I stress that this is a very good game to play if you’ve never played a game before, this may not be the right game for a couple to play as its subject matter deals with things that no couple wants to go through.  Over the course of this game, a son is killed in a horrible accident, which tears a family apart, and another son is kidnapped by a serial killer who you need to rescue.  How you choose to play this game is up to you, but just be aware you could disagree on how to play out several different scenes, and you may not like the decisions that your significant other made during a scene.  No matter what, there’s no game over, the game will continue and your decisions will stay throughout the rest of the game.

4. Duke Nukem Forever – I know this game did make my Top 10 Romantic Video Games list a few months ago, as I personally enjoyed it quite a bit but honestly, I’m pretty certain there were guys who may have ended up single over this game.  The biggest concern I have here is it has the chance of leaving a bad impression with the gaming uninitiated.  I personally can imagine many scenes in this game, ranging from Duke’s reaction to finding the Holsom Twins to Duke Nukem’s Titty City level as being a buzzkill to a romantic setting.  Not all games are like this anymore.

5. Any Fighting Game – This goes for any Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Killer Instinct, or Soul Caliber game.  While it may seem like a 2-player fighting game would be a perfect fit to play with your girlfriend, it in reality is a lose-lose situation.  On the one hand, your girlfriend may be inexperienced in fighting games, and you could be stuck with the dilemma of either losing on purpose to spare their feelings (and trust me, some people don’t like when you let them win on purpose), or defeat them and run the risk of them not enjoying the game, and not wanting to play ever again.  Your best bet is to let your partner learn the game’s mechanics fighting against the CPU first, and then challenge them once they’re comfortable with the game’s controls.  Once that happens, may the best player win.

6. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City – Okay, I know you’re probably asking why Vice City made the list and not any of the other Grand Theft Auto games, they all have violence, guns, foul language, drug references and prostitutes.  Two words, Dennis Hopper.  You’re probably not going to want to make a date completing the porn studio’s missions, they’ve got some really filthy writing.  Sure the dialog is hilarious, but it may just offend your significant other.  It’s best to wait on this one, and discover through other means more about your partner’s sense of humor before playing this together.

7. Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle of Flesh – This late-90s adventure game can get scary at times but more importantly it deals with some pretty dark themes like sex, infidelity and sadomasochism, things that shouldn’t be brought up lightly in a relationship.  If you are a huge fan of this game and you simply must play it with your significant other, I recommend doing what I did and just watching Spoony’s Let’s Play of it together.  It’s really funny and if your partner really likes it, then you can give the game a spin.

8. Metroid: Other M – While I personally enjoyed this game, I know that there were a lot of people who disliked how protagonist Samus Aran was depicted and you probably don’t want to be playing this game with someone who discovers they agree with that sentiment.  Players commented that she acted far too weak, a complete 180 from her depiction in previous Metroid games, like sidescrollers or the Metroid Prime series.  If you want to play a Metroid game with your partner, you’re better off sticking with them.

9. God of War Collection – This includes the first two God of War games remastered for the Playstation 3.  The main character of God of War, Kratos, is a character that sits upon every possible extreme.  He kills or has sex with whatever is in his way.  Many could consider him a deeply troubled individual, and others could simply consider him the ultimate bad-ass to aspire to.  This is not the kind of argument you want to have with your significant other.

10. Enslaved – This is a great game made by Ninja Theory which features fantastic graphics and decent gameplay.  The whole game revolves around the story of Trip. who is an incredibly intelligent hacker and Monkey, who is a big beefy brute.  In order to survive, Trip fits a slave headband onto Monkey’s head and orders him to do her bidding so they can both survive their way through a post-apocalyptic world.  Your significant other may find this offensive, specifically how it could possibly pertain to gender roles.  Now, I’ve intentionally avoided talking about gender roles in this article because not every relationship includes a man and a woman, but regardless you probably don’t want to provoke a discussion that has existed since the beginning of time just to realize you disagree over it.

So that is just ten of my picks on games you probably shouldn’t play with your significant other, specifically non-gaming significant others.  However, as your relationship grows with time, you may decide that you want to play these games, and there’s nothing wrong with that.  Next time, we’re going to be talking about some games that would work great to play with your significant other.  Stay tuned.

The Best Pokémon Theme Covers September 19, 2013

With the launch of Nintendo’s Gotta Catch ‘Em All Sweepstakes in the US, the Pokémon Company released an entirely new remixed version of the Pokémon TV show’s classic theme song “Gotta Catch ‘Em All”

If you ask me, it’s terrible.  In fact most of the online media agrees with that sentiment.  However if you’re interested, the video does include a secret code to access the Gotta Catch ‘Em All Sweepstakes, but just be aware you’re only eligible for it if you live in the US.

So if there’s a terrible cover of such a great song out, that means that a song over ten years old has to have some other covers of it that have to be great right?  Absolutely.  There are a lot of great covers of the Pokémon Theme Song that have been posted to the web over the years and being that Pokémon X and Y are going to be released on October 12th, 2013, I think now is the best time to post up some of the best here on the site!

First off I want to post the cover that inadvertently inspired this whole article.  As you guys know, That Dude in the Suede (now known simply as Suede) is doing a fantastic review series on all the Pokémon movies.  While he has only reviewed three theatrical films up to this point they have been great and he ended his first review with a small snippet of this cover.  Lets see what happens when Pokémon Meets Metal, here’s 331Erock

Okay, for some people that may be a bit too…metal.  What’s say we get classy?  Lara is a really talented musician who does all kinds of video game and movie theme covers, and she did this great cover of the theme song performed on a piano and violin thanks to the magic of editing.  Oh, and she did the violin piece dressed as Misty.

Finally it’s time to get to my favorite cover of this bunch.  Lets Metal up Your Pikachu, here’s Eternal Legend.

If you’re interested in downloading your own mp3 of this song, you can grab it from Eternal Legend’s site.

Four Ways to Improve the Nintendo Virtual Console August 2, 2013

Part of the reason I decided to purchase a Nintendo Wii during its heyday was not just because of its unique control system or retail game library, it was the Virtual Console service.  Nintendo’s Virtual Console service gave Wii owners the chance to replay the games of our childhood, or play games we missed out on the first time around when they released on their original consoles.  I had to give up my original NES and its games under duress years earlier, and I wasn’t fortunate enough to be able to pick up a Super Nintendo or Nintendo 64 back in the day,  The Virtual Console gave me the best option to make up for all that lost time.

The Virtual Console service offers classic games from the NES, Super NES, N64, and Genesis consoles, as well as a few others.  All you needed was internet access and a credit or prepaid card and you could download whatever game the service offered to keep on your console forever.  The cost of the game depended on which platform the game was made for.  I can tell you the first games I downloaded to my Wii after installing it included the NES games Super Mario Bros and Super Mario Bros 3,  These were the staple classics I had to give away so many years earlier.  Almost immediately I downloaded other NES games that had been recommended to me over the years which I had missed out on including The Legend of Zelda and Metroid.  The first games I downloaded from a console I never owned were the two games I would always play when I was over my friend El Train’s house, Crusin’ USA and Starfox 64.

Now, Nintendo has included Virtual Console support with all their new console and handheld systems, bringing the classic games that people have been talking about for twenty years back so the newer generation (and the people of my generation that missed out the first time) can have the chance to play these classic games legitimately on Nintendo’s newest hardware.  They also expanded greatly on the list of platforms that the new consoles could support.  In fact, the Nintendo 3DS could offer Game Boy and Game Boy Color games for purchase.  For the first time in twenty years, Game Boy games like Super Mario Land, Tetris and Metroid 2 were available to me.  On top of that, Nintendo improved the features from the Wii’s Virtual Console.  You could finally keep a save state of your game, allowing you to play through a game at your own leisure, or to go back without losing your progress if you failed a difficult section.  I picked them up almost immediately, and I noticed they looked a hell of a lot better than they did on my original model Game Boy.

Recently, Nintendo has expanded Virtual Console support for the Wii U, and has offered many titles they originally offered on the Wii, as well as some exclusives, added the 3DS’s ability to keep a save state of your progress. and brought new features like the ability to play the entire game on the Wii U controller.  Currently the Wii U’s Virtual Console only supports NES, Super NES and Game Boy Advance games, but that’s a good start.  Anyone who purchased the game originally on their Wii can upgrade their game for the Wii U at a heavily discounted price, as long as they performed a system transfer of all their Wii content to the Wii U.

In the interim, Nintendo launched a dynamite Virtual Console promotion.  To promote the Wii U’s Virtual Console, Nintendo launched the Famicom 30th Anniversary Sale, where a different game was released to the Virtual Console each month for only thirty cents US.  This was a genius move, as it put these games to a competitive price point with mobile games, another kind of downloadable medium.  They only put six specific games through the program, but the fact that they were released so cheap practically made it an obligation for me to buy them, even if I wasn’t normally interested in playing them.

More recently, Nintendo released what was likely its most requested game exclusively to the Wii U’s Virtual Console, EarthBound.  I have no idea if the release of EarthBound actually made the Wii U sell systems, but I can say that the rerelease of the game made many players happy.  People like Roo from Clan of the Gray Wolf and The Happy Video Game Nerd have been talking about this game for years, and Nintendo acted on the fan desire for the game with the hope it would sell the console.

Nintendo has hit a bit of a slump.  The Wii U is not selling the amount of systems that it should be.  The console itself is brilliant and has a very interesting, the problem is that almost a year after its release it doesn’t have a huge library of solid titles exclusive to the platform, and we won’t see many of the most anticipated ones until at least 2014.  The fact that Nintendo was willing to finally release EarthBound after nearly twenty years of ignoring it shows that they are open to using the Virtual Console service to sell the Wii U.  However, if they plan to expand on the Virtual Console to exploit it to its fullest potential, I have a few tips for them on how to improve the service to make it the best it can be.

First off, Nintendo should expand their Famicom 30th Anniversary 30 cent promotion.  It was a fantastic promotion which many who have purchased Wii Us have taken advantage of, and it should be continued.  I know Nintendo announced that only six games would be released over the course of six months which would be reduced in price for the promotion, but it would be phenomenal if Nintendo saw the fan support they were having with the thirty cent promotion and continued the promotion with a new set of games each month until at least the end of the year!  In fact, the promotion is already being copied by Microsoft, who is offering free downloads of a new Xbox 360 game twice each month to Xbox Live Gold subscribers.  The beauty part is that unlike Playstation Plus users who have access to free games on the PS3, anyone who downloads a Games With Gold promotional game for free or a reduced price Famicom 30th Anniversary game can keep it forever.

The second thing they need to do is release titles on a more frequent basis.  There were hundreds of games released for the NES and Super Nintendo alone, and many of them have been considered some of the finest games ever made to this day.  Currently, Nintendo is only releasing about one new game a week to the Wii U, and while they have a decent smattering of titles up right now, they have nowhere near the amount of titles they should to have a competitive market.  Right now, the Wii U’s Virtual Console is nowhere near as much of a library as the Wii does, which kind of makes a player think twice about upgrading their console.  One new title a week is not fast enough for the Virtual Console.  It would take half a dozen titles a week in order for the Wii U to quickly fill up the Virtual Console library with a library of titles all the players can enjoy.  Hopefully Nintendo can automate some way to convert their titles to the Wii U to speed up this process, and trust me if they can, it would be very welcome.  Heck, right now The Legend of Zelda, Super Mario Bros and Super Mario Bros 3, three of the NES’s best titles, aren’t even up on the Wii U Virtual Console yet.

Also, we haven’t seen any Game Boy Advance (GBA) games yet for the service, even though GBA is supported by the Wii U,  Officially, Nintendo hasn’t offered any platform for GBA Virtual Console games, even though some GBA titles were given to 3DS players during the Ambassador Program.  The Wii U Controller’s screen and button placement would translate really well to GBA games.  The fact that the Wii U Controller’s screen is backlit and can be seen in the dark is a huge improvement over the original model Game Boy Advance, which had no backlighting and was hard to see.  I’ve been hoping they would use this feature to release Metroid Fusion and Metroid Zero Hour, and I’m sure there are some other GBA players who would like to see some of the Pokémon games or remakes which were released to the GBA get ported as well.  It may be difficult for Nintendo to port over all of the GBA’s features like GameCube or multiplayer support, but it would be a worthwhile investment for players to get to play some great Game Boy Advance exclusive titles.

Finally, Nintendo really needs to find a way to make the service work for GameCube games, or at the very least update the Wii U with GameCube backwards compatibility.  GameCube discs are no longer in print, and stores like GameStop have discontinued trading them.  Decent unopened copies of new GameCube games, especially those from Nintendo’s staple properties are very expensive and hard to come by, but plenty of people still have GameCube discs on their shelves collecting dust.  I don’t know if the best route to handle this is to bring GameCube compatibility with a patch or offer GameCube games for the Virtual Console, but I am open to either possibility.  It would be great to be able to play GameCube games on the Wii U Controller.  Even if they must remake every one of their GameCube games like they are doing with Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD, perhaps a better way to release these ports would be through digital distribution over retail.   The GameCube’s optical discs were much smaller than a typical DVD game of that era, and would be able to fit in a Wii U’s internal storage without needing extra memory.  I can’t tell you how many people would love a shot to download GameCube classics like Luigi’s Mansion, Mario Kart Double Dash, Super Smash Bros Melee, Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem, and even Super Mario Sunshine!

When one opportunity closes its door, another one may open up a window.  For Nintendo, it may be the Virtual Console service.  If Nintendo expands their service and offers a wide enough range of classic downloadable titles from their thirty year back catalog of games they stand to make a killing, and expand their sales for the Wii U.  As I said earlier, part of the reason why I picked up Nintendo’s consoles was the fact that they offered their customers the chance to revisit the classic games of their childhoods, and that was not something I could pass up.  I know there are a lot of players online who wish to play many of the games they missed out on, and some that they remember fondly but can’t play any longer.